spikelywhiplash

Anonymous asked:

I know you put up these Getting Past The Radar to show off all the creepy crap tropers think exists, but almost everything in that screencap of all that Rouge the Bat actually happened. I mean, it doesn't stop it from being creepy, but their not making stuff up for that one.

fucknotvtropes answered:

That very well may be, but the point is that these tropers are making a list of all the times a barely legal 3’5 anthro-bat titillated the audience.

spikelywhiplash:

I’m pretty sure Rouge is like 30-something. At least, that’s how her English voice actor makes her sound.

17 according to the manual of Sonic Heroes

phillyfoodie85
phillyfoodie85:

sixthhokage1:

fucknotvtropes:

"As far as the characters go, I found that I identified a great dea[l] with Christian Grey"

MOD Note: I had to sit through that goddamn Fifty Shades trailer to hear a preview of Beyonce’s remix of “Crazy in Love” and I feel so fucking unclean. Now men like this are going to see the movie and think that their abuse fantasies are completely justified. Goddammit.
FITY SHADES IS NOT S&M. FIFTY SHADES IS ABUSE AND CHRISTIAN GREY IS A DIRTY SOCIOPATH. Just pointing that out.


Quoting a friend of mine, “With little effort and significantly less cost to your personal pride, you can find much better work written by fourteen-year-olds. I’m still being literal.”

I thought a 14 year old did write this…

E. L. James is 51 years old

phillyfoodie85:

sixthhokage1:

fucknotvtropes:

"As far as the characters go, I found that I identified a great dea[l] with Christian Grey"

MOD Note: I had to sit through that goddamn Fifty Shades trailer to hear a preview of Beyonce’s remix of “Crazy in Love” and I feel so fucking unclean. Now men like this are going to see the movie and think that their abuse fantasies are completely justified. Goddammit.

FITY SHADES IS NOT S&M. FIFTY SHADES IS ABUSE AND CHRISTIAN GREY IS A DIRTY SOCIOPATH. Just pointing that out.

Quoting a friend of mine, “With little effort and significantly less cost to your personal pride, you can find much better work written by fourteen-year-olds. I’m still being literal.”

I thought a 14 year old did write this…

E. L. James is 51 years old

spoopypsyches

bbyph4t:

spidermashton:

tardis-mind-palace:

clockwork-foxes:

tumbllrisdumb:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I can take my shirt both ways easily, but I usually take it off like….

is this like the genderfluid or agender or something-gender way?

so the girl way

oookay then.

How about the boy way….

WWHAT AM I

Okay, I usually grab from the front of the collar not the back but for the purposes of science…

just grab and pull. Seriously.
Now the cross-arms way.

SHIT SHIT ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

THIS IS THE BEST POST IVE SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

lmfaoo This is entertainment

I’ve seen another version of this post explaining that it’s because of the way that boys’ shirts and girls’ shirts are designed make it easier one way or the other, and wearing both has shown me that this is true.

spoopypsyches

transdimensionalboundaries:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

I don’t even try to be discrete. I just fix myself and be done with it.